MEET THE CAST OF KOOKAMONGA FALLS!
The cast of the long-running daytime drama have become almost as legendary as the characters themselves! Let's take a moment now to meet them and see who they are and what they are up to and why they are doing these things!
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Buck Densmore (Rudolph Von Hackemore) first had sex when he was seven. Recent stage credits: Monster Cereal Pirate #3 in Boo Berry Black Market, Garden Zombie in a new translation of Peter Rabbit, Bob in Neil LaBute's unpublished one-act People Should Die, and Satan in the instructional sex-ed kids show Your First Period. Film credits: Wookie Nuns, Midget Demon Blues (slight return), The Broken Mirror Has 26 Faces, and O Ass, Where Ya Be? TV credits: 8 seasons of the daytime drama Kookamunga Falls. He is currently working on a film adaptation of the video game Asteroids. Thanks to Charlize Theron, his future ex-wife.
Magnolia Fitzmaurice (nee Millyshodhoke) was born and raised in Charleston, South Carolina. After her unprecedented three-year reign as Miss South Carolina (during which she campaigned exhaustively for more humane mink slaughterhouses), she began her performance career as "Patient #26" in Columbia University Medical School's First-Year Resident training seminar. Her portrayal of a lovely-but-tragic whooping cough sufferer caught the eye of then-medical student Charles Darcy "Kip" Fitzmaurice. The marriage of Miss Millyshodhoke and Charles Darcy "Kip" Fitzmaurice came just two months later and coincided with the television premiere of Kookamunga Falls, produced by one Kip Fitzmaurice. Ms. Fitzmaurice hopes you enjoy the show.
Pie Hunter (Dr. Peter von Hackemore) is a familiar face to soap opera fans, having appeared previously as Dr. Clint Brick on Necking, Stan Coyne on 3 Coynes in a Fountain, and the Rev. Sonny Blascock on The Belles of St. Mary. On the New York stage, he is proud to have performed with ArTiSts' UnDergRoUnd in a modern-dress production of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross; with the New York Shakespeare Festival in References To Gustav Klimt Make Me Uncomfortable; and on Broadway as David Lightman in a musical adaptation of the film War Games, for which he also wrote the book and lyrics. His Tony-nominated song, "Wouldn't You Prefer A Nice Game Of Chess?" was performed at the Tony award banquet by Thom Yorke of Radiohead. Filmwork includes Oliver Stone's Ringo, Kevin Smith's Be Kind, Please Rewind, and Baz Luhrmann's Long Day's Journey Into Night.
Throckmorton St. John Copperthwaite is a familiar face to soap opera audiences, having thrilled the hearts of America's homebound drudges as Doctor Brink Lustre in the DuMont network Summer series Juvenile Hospital, as well as from his advertisements for Mister Kurtz's Private Stock ("The Sinful Gin"). In his home country, he first came to attention as a co-author and performer of the "scabrously offensive" Cambridge Footlights revue Wogs Ahoy! He was seen in many classical roles in rep in Earnsdale-on-Sty, as well as in the long-running sex farce Pulled a Bloomer. He made his West End debut as Jamie Tyrone in Lionel Bart's musical adaptation Journey! (where he performed the classic comic number "I May Be Irish, but I Know Scotch"). His films include The Triumph of the Home Guard, Mother Riley Meets a Lycanthrope, The Battle of Aix-en-Provence, and his acclaimed turn as the traitor in Menace from a Red Dimension. He has recorded an album of standards, "Pronounced Sin Gin" on the Deity label. His wife and son, Edmund Henry, continue to live in England, while he toils in the fields of the Colonies. He keeps an apartment in New York City with his cats, Sir and Lady, and his loyal assistant, Mr. Gasquoine, who is helping him write his memoirs, "Often Treaded, Never Bored."
Olga Wgyzrjck (The Mysterious Woman) has been a proud member of the Kookamonga Falls cast since she emigrated to the United States of America. Prior credits include Le Fromage et Morte at Du Theatre de Jerry Lewis in Paris, Little Vlad and the Engine that said Da at the East German Workers Unite Theater, and her debut stage appearance in the acclaimed All Hail our Glorious Meat Packing Plant with the Stolitski company in Siberia. She can also be seen in Puppies on Parade every Saturday morning at 5:30am with her favorite pet Dachshund, Igor. God Bless America.
Jimmy Hooler (Your Emcee) is from Iowa. He is in his 6th year as America’s Favorite Emcee for the popular daytime series Kookamunga Falls, having replaced the previous America’s Favorite Emcee, the beloved Leif Klingenberger who died 7 years ago at the hands of his mistress and her girlfriend. Jimmy's popularity extends to stage, screen and radio, having appeared in such films as Rock n Roll Vampire (scene deleted), Hotel Modesto (scene deleted), and as “Sid” in the popular radio teleplay Flying in Autogyros with Girls. He’d like to thank the audiences that have made Kookamonga Falls (and him!) so popular over the years and his lovely wife Gia and children, Rolf and Sommer.
