Three guys.  One lesbian.  One time machineAnd a planet full of space babes.

Easily the audience favorite of the entire DMTheatrics repertory, this rollicking, foul-mouthed, big-hearted sci-fi sex farce opened at the late, lamented NADA Classic in June of 2000 and played a demand encore engagement in August of that same year during the 2000 Pure Pop Festival

In the year of our Lord 1992, we have conquered the moon and Mars, and now, the US of A sends its finest space pilots to conquer… time!  Back, back, back in time they travel to find themselves on a planet inhabited entirely by women!  Watch in wonder, horror, awe, and dismay as Captain Buck Fuster, Doctor Rod Johnson, Engineer Randy Willing, and the redoubtable Skippy (with his sock puppet Timmy) venture through this alien world!  Can the notorious womanizer Buck Fuster find true happiness with the enlightened political activist Kara?  Will Doctor Rod Johnson succeed in his dastardly plan for world domination?  Is Randy Willing really the Lesbian Messiah?  And will Skippy finally lose his virginity?  Inspired by the raunch cinema of the late 1960’s, and drive-in movies of the 1950’s, Amazons in Chains is an inspired melange of audience participation, razor sharp farce, and biting satire on gender politics and the mysteries of romance --  and a blast from start to finish.  But, then, we’re biased.

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SCENES FROM THE ORIGINAL PRODUCTION OF AMAZONS IN CHAINS:  You think I'm fat fatty fat...  *  What's the password?  *  I think it looks like Willem Dafoe...

your cast of characters (in order of their appearance on our stage)

DR. ROD JOHNSON   Gurion Manber        CAPTAIN BUCK FUSTER   Bob Brader        SKIPPY  Britt Lafield (role played by Peter B. Brown in revival)        ENGINEER RANDY N. WILLING   Candace Owens (role played by Christiania Cobean in revival)        KUMM-LA   Christiaan Koop        MIRA-KA   Amy Caitlin Carr        KARA POORTHOUGHT   Carrie Johnson        THE BIRKENSTOCK BRIGADE   Tracey Paleo, Sarah G. Thurmond, Christiania Cobean (revival: Marla Yost)        QUEEN ANUBIS   Stacia French (role played by Nicole Marsh in revival)        TARA-RA-BUM-DI-YEA   Michele Schlossberg        CAPTAIN BUSTER NAYLOR   Frank Cwiklik

AND AS VARIOUS GROUPIES, SOLDIERS, CITIZENS, AND TEENIEBOPPERS:  Tracey Paleo, Sarah G. Thurmond, Christiania Cobean (revival: Marla Yost)

AND TIMMY as himself!

PRODUCED BY FRANK CWIKLIK AND MICHELE SCHLOSSBERG

WRITTEN, DESIGNED, AND DIRECTED BY FRANK CWIKLIK

our play takes place in the far flung future year of AD 1992, and during the dawn of prehistoric time...

FIRST PERFORMANCE:  Todo Con Nada. 5/00  /  LAST PERFORMANCE:  Todo Con Nada, 8/00